We Are The Sane, We are the Self Talkers
I say - its high time we stand up for the underdog. "People who talk to themselves"! They are NOT crazy, just sly foxes. Okay, stop reading that like it was a Steve Martin SNL line. Just stop it. It ruins the sincerity of it all.
People who talk to themselves do so because its the only true moment in time when they can engage in intelligent conversation, and whats so crazy about that? I ask you. NO! Don't answer..., thats a rhetorical question, it needs no answer. You are quite feisty today arent you? I mean, because it seems I am calling you down at every corner. Behave.
Ack!! Don't! Don't! Just putting you in check before I get started and you detract my attention once more. Smart people talk to themselves - and dumb people get jealous, having the talkers committed to state hospitals. No more! No more I say! Stand up for the people who talk to themselves - in fact I'm thinking about having a world benefit day complete with video and music recording.... "We aren't the stupid, we are the Smart". Kinda catchy eh?
Uhm.., I'm sorry. What are you people doing here so early for? I was still discussing plans with me. Could you come back in about ten minutes? Thank you.
AHEM - as I was saying.., so Dave.. what do you think about this idea stretching exercise? the whole save the crazies idea?
You're asking me? Well, I gotta be honest Dave. YOU ARE FREAKING, NUTS! I don't know about you, but I'm leaving with those folks you just chased off. They are way much more fun to be with.
Posted at 06:20 am - Scribbled out by Daveman
October 5, 2007 08:04 PM PDT
are you making fun of me? My husband is always on my butt because I'll be going over my mental endless to do list.
October 5, 2007 07:41 PM PDT
i talk to myself - but i never talk back LOL - i know better - i might bite my own tongue off ;)
October 5, 2007 03:54 PM PDT
I talk to myself all the time! It's very good conversation!
October 5, 2007 02:16 PM PDT
Can't you see I'm having a conversation here?!?
October 5, 2007 12:13 PM PDT
reminds me of one of the funniest pasrts in the movie 'cars' (a great movie by the way!):
Lightning McQueen: [to himself] Turn right to go left! Guess what? I tried it, and you know what, this crazy thing happened - I went right!
Lizzie: You keep talkin' to yourself, people will think you're crazy.
Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] Thanks for the tip!
Lizzie: Uh - what? I wasn't talking to you!
hahahahaha! get it? you see, she was talking to herself! she's a genius, like you, daveman! oh... never mind.
October 5, 2007 10:38 AM PDT
TERRI - Actually I have all the right answers and stuff. The problem is people ask me the wrong questions. See? Logic at work ;-)
October 5, 2007 10:09 AM PDT
JFZ - your one of my faborite athiests.., aside from the athiest thing.
ANG - I frikkin lub you too, dahlin.
|J f Z |
October 5, 2007 09:22 AM PDT
Who else do us heathen atheists have to talk to but ourselves?
October 5, 2007 08:11 AM PDT
In case you didn't see it on the tagboard, I frikkin love you, man!