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Friday, December 26, 2008
A Christmas Carl

Just when you think you seen everything, I.., the Daveman.., was awakened in the middle of the night by something I wasnt prepaired for.  At first I thought it was my Extraterrestrial friend, bob - DANG! Sorry - I keep spelling his name backwards - thats what happens when you spell your name without a capital letter. Anyway - I realized, I had not taken my pain meds, so it wasn't him. Thats the only time he shows up.  No, this was some ashy gray lookin' earth type fella with stinky flesh...,

   "Wooooooo! Woooo!", said the ghastly figure. "I am the ghost called, Carl, and I was never your friend in life. Your loss.  I am here to warn you that three ghosts are going to pay you a visit..."

   "HOLD! HOLD HOLD ON!", I interrupted.  "You cant pull this. I SEEN the movie and I read the book! You aren't going to surprise..."

    "Shut the freak up! I'm SPEAKING here!", Carl returned my interruption. "The first ghost will be the Ghost of Christmas last.  The second Ghost will be the Ghost of Christmas Presents, and the last Ghost will be the Ghost of Christmas Futures."

   I was taken back by it all. "Ok, so I didn't quite see that one coming. My bad. So what am I supposed to learn from these ghosts, Carl?"

   "Nothing! Absolutely nothing!". Carl grimaced, his jaw stuck till he worked it loose with a pencil. "You are too busy jacking your jaws to learn anything.  I tell ya what. I will save the three spirits a trip - the price of gas and all. Your last Christmas, you didn't get what you wanted from Santa because he got side tracked and you spoke ill of him this year so you didn't get everyting you wanted. Serves ya right.'
   "As for your Christmas Presents. I believe I covered that already too. Christmas Futures? Don't invest in anything in the near future!"

      I abruptly got up out of bed and walked up nose to nose with mister stinky Carl. "I have no plans on investing in anything, Santa don't exist and I think you are a load of BAH HUM BUG! So get out of my house, go haunt someone else. You come in here, wake me up from an otherwise sound sleep to tell me a load of djoo-djoo? Get out of here!"

      Carl's face contorted, hideously and his voice raised.., "JOHN, YOU LOUT! I WILL NOW BRING UPON YOU...."

      I yelled back with my own facial contortions, "JOHN!? JOHN!? I am DAVEMAN, you DIP!"

      Carl grew quite and looked confused. Checking his rotted vest pocket, he produced a slip of paper, examining it closer. "You're not John Zachary?"


      "Ok, boy is my face red - uhm - while I'm here, do you know AbbyNormal? She's next on my list, I'll find John after her."  Carl was really flushed for a gray looking dead guy.

      After refusing to divulge their whereabouts and denied knowing Abby, I did the only thing I could do. I gave them Herb's address for John's. I figure if I cant sleep, he cant sleep either. Its only fair right? Where's my A&W - I need a stiff belt,
      Carl left with great anticipation and I actually got a little extra sleep, You guys better behave yourselves! Forget Santa Clause - watch out for the Christmas Carl!

I hope your Christmas was a joyous one
and your New Years is a happy one.
fat chance on the latter, but hey, ya know ;-)

Posted at 10:06 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Actually I think you would call this a retro-futuresque Merry Christmas
wish - for you all. May things be simple and happy this Christmas &
may Dr, Smith stay out of your hair.  The Robinsons turned him into
a Christmas tree, and boy is they ever happy about dat!! Yessir!!
you may also note - the robinsons are awefully fond of yellow )

Posted at 01:13 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Monday, December 22, 2008
The Only Movie

The Bucket List, a 2007 movie starring Jack Nicholson & Morgan Freeman - to me is probably one of the most profound flicks I will ever see. Maybe their will be a better movie tomorrow, or in a year or two, but I doubt it.  But not for me. Two terminally ill men make a list of what they want to do before they die, and set out to do just that.

Critics gave it low points and I am wondering what the heck were they expecting out of this movie. Blowing things up? Nudity and rampant sex?  Super cool dazzling special effects?  Well if thats what an enjoyable movie is to the reader, you wont like this movie. If you want something that feels real and grabs you, makes you feel the dread, then laugh snot bubbles at witty dialog and finally breaks your heart - this is a movie for you.  I recommend it for the rich characterization, the dialog, the philosophical thought put into it, and the heart and of course.., the well timed fun.

There are a few colorful metephors and the subject matter is not for small kids.

PS - Shameless self pimping: Vote on some of my songs in the playlest to the left. I need the high marks - but to keep you honest, vote only on the ones you like best - if you dont like anything on my list? Pretend you like one. Thats honest enough for me - LOL. Simply click on a song - let it load and show at the top of the list you will get stars on the right of the song title - click on the number of stars you think its worth.

Posted at 01:11 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Ground Zero - Hawgtown, Arkansas

It couldn't happen to anyone else any other place - not this year. Last night the power line collapsed IN THE DRIVEWAY!!!!  Without power for about 3 hours - and add heartache to misery, I did not get to record last night's episode of "Terminator: The Sarah Connors Chronicles" which screws up my collection. cry

BUT WAIT! Thats not all - according to the workmen from the electric company - that to their knowledge this was the FIRST winter weather related power outage this season in this state.  So yeah - Hawgtown Arkansas IS Ground Zero! Oh for the love of mike, why couldn't it of happened to you! Then I could be reading your related blog entry - and I would not have missed Terminator, The Sarah Connors Chronicles.

Not that I would wish such inconvenience on any of my friends - I'm just sayin'.
Film at 11.

Posted at 09:25 am - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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Friday, December 12, 2008
UFO's and a Retard

Ok - some of you wondered about my Extraterrestrial friend Bob.  I wonder about him too, he's just not quite right. If you know what I mean.

On a serious note.., I took this picture on December 1st 2008.  I hesitated posting it here because I get called everything from a liar to being made fun of. If it was just my word I would understand. But I got the freaking picture with my camera! No wings, no sounds just moving along like nobody's business. Not hear say. I did not doctor the photo in any way other than to add the closeup and arrow.

When I say UFO everyone automatically starts thinking I am calling this a Space Ship.  I never said such a freaking thing - and it fishes me off BIG time when people start making that assumption and making fun of me. UFO is an "Unidentified Flying Object" - if it flies and cant be identified - its a UFO.  Doesnt matter if its a plane, a blimp or a weather baloon, until its identified its a UFO.

Photobucket resized the image so its not as sharp as thr original pic.

Its flying in the air - so I am calling it an AIRCRAFT of some sort.  As for so called ETs and flying saucers, etc, I believe they are from right here on Earth - even if its got little green men, they are from here not elsewhere in the universe - although the Universe is a pretty big place and the likelihood of life elsewhere exists. Science even holds out for that possiblity.

Of course I should have thicker skin - I tried to pass it off and make jokes my ownself until I realized they arent just laughing at me - they are calling me a liar and the same as labeling me a retard or crazy despite having a picture, again, assuming I am saying I caught an Extra Terrestrial.  Jokes are one thing but when friends call me a liar - I stop laughing.

Posted at 11:13 pm - Scribbled out by Daveman the Cool
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